fscottfitzgerald:

mastersgonnamast:

avegemitesandwich:

lov3randfight3r:

wishing-foryou:

gotyournose-voldemort:

consultingdiddler:

I bought some jam for Mrs Hudson because heroes don’t exist and I melted into a puddle on the floor. 

Productive day.

I watched in horror as Mycroft ate a dinosaur because I read Alone on the water and it made me laugh. 

I shagged Jim Moriarty because that’s what people DO!!!! And it was slightly awkward

Niiice

I kissed Sek Met because it eased the pain of having to wait for Series 2 and I melted into a puddle on the floor

I burnt the heart out of D.I. Lestrade because I was BORED! and I screamed with joy.

I kissed Sherlock Holmes because Mycroft forced me too and I ran away.

I burnt the heart out of Mycroft Holmes because that’s what people DO! and it hurt.

I shagged Sherlock Holmes because he asked for it and it made me laugh
WINNING AT LIFE